I'm new at this submission/portal thing. Been lurking in Newgrounds ever since the site was a repository for the most subversive and violent flash games around. That was waaaaay back in '90's; when Pico's School was the main attraction... and could be run on a dial-up modem.

So this evening I was fooling around with my microphone. I figured, what the hell? Let's write a song. So I did. Then I had another crazy idea: lets record this song. So I did. Guess what? It's up in all it's amateurish crazy ass asian goodness. I'm not being serious about my singing because I never trained as a singer, and will be about as good as William Hung, minus the annoying pretentious part. I used to play cello, about three years ago, then I quit 'cuz people with no plans with an instrument after highschool will drop that instrument on the fly.
Which is sad, because now I'm rusty as hell and will sound like a cat being castrated with a rusty and dull steak knife. I'd be a master of cello by now, if I had kept it up.

Well, you'll be hearing some of that castrated cat soon. So bring tissues and towels, your ears are gonna bleed! (Coming soon)